Searching for a job is like:
Repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall.
You feel on edge. Caution: Job Hunter is liable to snap!
$&#@ this! ...Sometimes you just gotta curse.
Exciting...especially when you find a job opening that's really in your field.
Frustrating...especially when you find nothing but "Entry Level" 'sales' positions.
For real, this is how I feel right now. I think I need a nap.
...um, I think I'll keep this one to myself. hee hee hee....
x 50: anybody got any painkillers?
Damn right I'm scared!! Am I ever gonna find a job?!
'Why has no one called me back!! I sent my resume two days ago!!' Crying is part of the process.
Ok...so, I'm not really speechless.
Obsession. 'Can't stop the hunt! Gotta find a job!!!' Ahhhhhhhhh.........
Cool, calm, and confident. Knowing absolutely, 'Of course I'll find a job,' and all that Wonder Woman jazz...
Quite simply, searching for a job is like an emotional rollarcoaster ride. You have your ups, and you have your downs. Sometimes you can't see where the hell you're going, but eventually there's an end in sight.
Gotta stay positive.
Cheers, y'all. 
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